Holidays of Future Passed

Aired: 18/12/22 at 8:30am

1) Bart is watching Itchy & Scratchy on a hologram:

[Itchy raises his knife to Scratchy and cuts his head off, which rolls next to Bart's couch. Itchy then decapitates various other parts of Scratchy's body, whilst blood splatters onto the chalkboard behind Bart. Bart turns the show off.]

In the first italicised part, the image is zoomed in so that Bart can't be seen going to his couch, although the coffee mug he is holding is visible.

In the second italicised part, the image is digitally edited so that there is no blood on the chalkboard.

2) Homer and Marge are in bed:

[Homer is reading a book through a computer.]

COMPUTER VOICE: I see you are reading a children's book, yet your profile indicates you are a mature adult. Is there an error? 

HOMER: Shut up! [Homer turns the computer off.] Oh, Marge, how would you like some future sеx? 

MARGE: Why do you say future? This is now. 

HOMER: I meant a week from tomorrow. That's when the new penis gets here.

[A text message noise is heard.]

MARGE: I just a got a message from Maggie in my brain.

3) Bart has learnt that his ex-wife got remarried:

BART: I can't believe she got married and I have no one. It's so hard to find somebody new. FLANDERS: Sure is. That's why after Homer accidentally killed Edna, I married Maude's ghost. GHOST MAUDE: There is no God, Neddy. It's just an empty meaningless void. 

FLANDERS: Isn't she pretty?

4) On the plane:

[A man is seen holding the plane together, Mad Max style. Another flying man approaches him.]

FLYING MAN: Oi. Can I get a pillow for my head? [The other man shoots him.]

[Cut to the crowded interior of the plane. A flight attendant walks down offering items.]

FLIGHT ATTENDANT: Suicide pills? Mohawk gel? 20-year-old Business Week? Turkey and Brie wrap?

5) Homer and Lisa are talking:

HOMER: Hey, sweetie. Marge said there was some family tension. And at Christmas, of all times. 

LISA: My daughter thinks I'm a ruthless tyrant, like Hitler or Prince Harry. 

[Homer laughs.]

HOMER: Bloody Harry. He brought back beheading in a big way. Now I'm gonna show these boys [Bart's kids] downtown Springfield.

6) Bart is pulled over by Officer Ralph Wiggum:

OFFICER RALPH: Hi, Bart! 

BART: Hey, Ralph. I heard you died. 

OFFICER RALPH: I got cloneded. 

[As he is itching a gun on his head, the gun fires and he dies. A second Ralph then appears to replace him.]

OFFICER RALPH 2: All right, buddy, what's the hurry?

[After Bart drives away, the second Ralph is ran over by a third Ralph who is driving a truck.]

RALPH 3: That Ralph was stupid.

[The third Ralph then crashes into a building, setting the truck on fire, and all the Ralph clones inside the truck, who are also on fire, exit the truck.]

The line "I got cloneded" is dubbed over the line "what's the hurry?"

7) Lisa is inside Zia's online room:

ZIA: Mom? Why are you here? 

LISA: I was worried. I thought I would find... 

ZIA: What, me flashing my boobs on unripemelons.com? 

LISA: What? No. It doesn't matter what I thought.

Two days later (20/12/22), the episode was repeated at 6pm, and cuts 1, 3, 4, 5, and the second part of 6 were restored. Only cuts 2, the first part of 6, and 7 were still removed.